Overinvolved Mom > Jewish
“We’re trying to prove that Santa is not real!”
Oh, really? “Why would you do that?”
“Because the reindeer don’t die. Because he doesn’t die. How does he even stay alive for so long?”
Um, I don’t know, buddy. How is it that you’re 8 and still believe this stuff? And why don’t you ask me directly if he’s real or not?