Overinvolved Mom > Santa lies
1. How does Santa get all those gifts all over the world in one night? I don’t believe the toys use little umbrellas to fly down, like on “Rudolph.”
You know, it, um, happens. Like … magic. Yeah, magic. And aren’t you glad it does all work out?
You like getting the toys, right? I wouldn’t want anything to … happen … to slow Santa down, or impede him in his … mission. It would be a shame if you got in his way with these questions.
Do we have an understanding here?
2. Why does he look different sometimes? Why was he wearing a fake beard when I last saw him?